Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the truth. Master of Stupidity: Only confused? Walk in my shoes then you tell me.

Toba Beta
Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the...
Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the...
Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the...
Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the...
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I’m pretty smart. I get straight As in school. I have a great personality. And I’m no dummy.

The only thing I don’t have is a clue when it comes to relationships. My family and friends tell me that I am a real jackass and that the only reason women don’t like me is because I am not intelligent enough to understand them and they would rather be with someone who is smarter than me.

Source: Betelgeuse Incident: Insiden Bait Aljauza

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